Randomness-nessy-ness-ness

Hey guys! Long time no post ;) Juuusssstttttt Kidding. So this post has 3 or 4 parts to it. Yes. I said parts. *watches as you all scream and run away* The first part is Carmen and Charlie from my HP Fan Fiction book, I realize that there is a lot that goes on that I OBVIOUSLY can't fit into Dragon's perspective so I feel the need now and again to do stuff like this, mainly with Carmen and Charlie because they seem to be in the middle of everything-friends with the right people, she's muggleborn, he's a Weasley, I dunno-it clicks. And. I love them. Cute couple really, in my head anyway. The first one takes place when Carmen first moves to Romania when the kids are in their 3rd year at Hogwarts. The second one takes place about the second year Carmen's lived in Romania so Harry and them are in their 4th year. Wow. lol. It's around Christmas time-ish. And for all of you who may wonder this at the end. Yes, Carmen is over there all-the-time.

Here you go:


Charlie glanced over his shoulder and out the window as the movers moved more things within the appartment across the street. He tapped his fingers anxiously on his mug of instant soup....cooking was not his expertise.
He glanced at the letter on the counter, freshly opened and signed in his mom's cursive. He hadn't seen his school friend Carmen since they graduated and hadn't spoken to her since 4 months after that. Once more, it had slightly bothered his mother that they lost touched cause she had always hoped he and Carmen would get together-which they didn't- normally he'd be excited to see Carmen again but because of that, now he was worried. What ideas could have his mother put in her head? He let out a sigh and stood, he knew Carmen was in the appartment-she had arrived 2 days ago but his courage to go see her didn't seem to want to appear. He placed his mug on the counter and walked over-better now then never. Or was it? He sighed and took a deep breath gathering his confidence and he pressed the buzzer.

"Hello?" An elderly woman's voice said.

"....Hi..." He replied, beginning to have second thoughts.

"How can I help you deary?"

"Uhh..." He glanced around nervously what the heck was he doing. "I'm here to see C-Carmen...." he trailed off, what if she had changed her last name? Married? How stupid would he look.

"Carmen Morgan?"

Charlie smiled relieved, same last name, "Yeah. Her."

"Hold on dear, What's your name?"

"Charlie Weasley."

"Alright." The woman said, shut off that buzzer and went the the next, "Carmen deary?"

Carmen looked up from her pottery wheel, "Uh, yeah?"

"There's a young man down here by the name of Charlie Weasley, any interest? Want me to buzz him in or shoe him off."

"Oh no!" Carmen said quickly, "Buzz him in!" She glanced around her appartment. "A mess." she sighed, "Just my luck." There was a quick knock her her door, "Dang-it." She muttered and looked from her potters wheel and the door, "Er....Come in..."

Charlie opened the door, "I can come back later if-" Carmen immediately got up and jumped on him, hugging him happily, making sure not to get clay on him. He laughed, "Nice to see you too CAM."

Carmen smiled and let go, "Er," She looked around the room, "If I had known-"

"Don't worry," He shrugged, "Seems homey-boxes make wonderful seats." Charlie said and put his hands in his pockets. Carmen smiled, "So," He began and looked from the potters wheel to her hands, "new hobby?"

Carmen looked suddenly shocked, "Oh. yeah. It is, I'm sorry if I got you-" Charlie shook his head, took her hands and put them on his face, smearing clay on them, "There." Charlie said looking at her as he lowered his hands, a smiled still on his face. Carmen sighed and smiled, "You haven't changed one bit, have you?"

"No," Charlie said and followed her over to her potters wheel as she began putting things away, "But obviously you have."

Carmen looked over, "How so?"

"Last time I saw you, you were 17-it feels like ages."

"Do I look old?"

Charlie smiled and bit back the urge of saying something other than his reply, "Not a bit, you look your age."

Carmen smiled, "I'm not really that different."

Charlie pointed to her clothes and she looked down give an ackward laugh, neon orange heals, jean skort, jean short sleeved jacket that came bellow her chest and a green tank top almost neon it's self. "Yeah....well...okay, somethings have changed." She said. "I like it," Charlie said and sat down on the couch.

"I got it from Tonks....we've become good friends and well-she tends to rub off on you." Carmen said as she kicked some boxes into a closest and shut the door, "But, really, I'm just the same."

"Really now?" Charlie asked eyebrows raised as he looked at her, "You used to wear make up?"

"I don't all the time."

"You used to chase cons?"

Carmen sighed and smiled, "Alright. I've changed, you happy?"

"Quite so," He said with a smile as she sat down next to him. Alright, so his mom's suggestion was not a bad one. "What are you doing so far from home?" Carmen asked turning coffee brown eyes on him.

"I should ask you the same."

"Ministry work."

"Ah. Just work."

"Dragon's I've heard." Her tone stiftened as she shifted uncomfortably. "I'm not in any danger." he reassured her, "I've got a good team, we're safe and careful."

"And Aurrors are trained by the best but you still see them dropping like flies." Carmen pointed out.

"Don't remind me." Charlie replied and Carmen began laughing, "Please," She said, "If you think a death eater is killing me you got another thing comin', I've got more training than most " She smiled.

"However," Charlie said thoughtfully, "I know that a killing curse can't be stopped, how would you avoid that?"

"I'd duck."

"If you couldn't."

"Trap then before they could get me."

"Carmen-"

"Come in, Char, let's not talk about this, it's like you think I'm in something dangerous or something-you're the one around dragon's of all things." She jumped up, "I believe your mother said the arrangement was that you'd show me around town, you better hop to it or I'm gonna drag your sorry little but around myself buddy." She smiled and winked popping a piece of gum into her mouth.

Charlie sighed and got up, "I was wrong." he shook his head "You haven't changed." He laughed as she walked out, grabbing both her keys and wand and shut the door behind them.

"Where to?" She asked looking at him.

"My work area."

"Oh. No. I don't think so."

He laughed, "I want you to meet my friends, that's all." He takes her hand, "Come on. They know all about you."

"Thanks, that's reasurring especially since you know every single aspect of my life."

"I used to." He corrected.

"Oh give it time." She smiled, "You will again."

He looked at her, "I missed you, you know."

"I know, because I missed you to." She smiled and followed as he walked. She felt so akward, not in the I-don't-know-you-it's-been-so-long ackward but the I-still-know-you-after-all-these-years-and-we-still-get-along ackward. She had expected probably a bit of shouting or something on his part. She had dropped him after all. Dropped her best-friend like a lead weight. All because of something one of her trainers said. Never again she had promised herself. Never. Course Tonk's already knew she wouldn't do it again, she had seen her as crushed as she could ever be. Carmen shudder.

Charlie looked at her with raised eyebrows, "Something wrong?" Carmen blink, "uh, no, everythings fine." She smiled lightly. Was it bad enough Mrs. Weasley had heard from Tonks about her coming to Romania and then suddenly decided to write out of the blue but she also had to tell Charlie she was in Romania? Not that she wasn't happy. Merlin no, she was very happy but, she didn't know anything about him anymore. At all. Carmen glanced at him as he walked looking straight ahead, 'What if he has a girlfriend? .....Or is married.' Carmen nearly hit herself, 'What foolish things to think,' She thought to herself and shook her head, 'Of course he is and if not-what should that matter to you? Nothing. Right. Why? Because you shouldn't be mingling with him THAT'S why, for several reasons the top two being you dumped him as your friend how many years ago? And the other being the danger you could put him in.' She glanced at him, 'But he is handsome, no. Carmen. Grab a hold of yourself......what would Tonks do?......Break into singing Weirded Sisters-somehow that doesn't seem approperiate. Dang-it-to-Merlin Carmen you love him don't you? Dang-it, Dang-it, Dang-it.' Carmen groaned, "Stupid, Stupid, Stupid"

"Calling yourself names again, Carm, thought you stopped that in school?" Charlie asked with a boyish smirk. Carmen gasped. "I, uh, well, I uh..." "You....what?" He raised his eyebrows. "I remember that I left a pair of earings back in Tonks and I's appartment."

"So you called yourself stupid?"

"Kingsley and the others are always after me at forgetting things lately, ever since your-" She immediately shut up, 'Why not just tell him you love him if you told him THAT'

Charlie looked at her with a raised eyebrow, "My what?"

".........uh.....nevermind, stupid subject," She searched the surrounding for something to break the conversation. She laughed nerviously, "I haven't acted this way since we were in school." She nearly hit herself again, 'That was out loud, dang'

Charlie chuckled and looked at her, "You feeling okay? Still 'jet lagged'?"

Carmen dropped her jaw and slapped his arm playfully, "How dare you critize muggle travel!" She scolded. Charlie began laughing and put his arms around her, "I would never do such a thing to you." Carmen smiled, he wasn't mad-infact he seemed happy. She could deal with this.

"Charlie, listen about when I-"

Charlie stopped and turned her around to face him, "That's what all this nervousness is all about isn't it? You 'ending' our friendship, Carmen, seriously, how square do you think I am?" Carmen went to open her mouth and he smiled putting his forehead to hers, "I didn't seriously mean answer that," He smiled, "I was upset but I got over it, you know why? Because I knew what you must have been going through in order to do that. If you thought I thought you were dancing the jitterbug when you got off the phone you've got another thing coming." Carmen laughed and he smiled, "Besides, Tonks wrote me." Carmen looked shocked, "She said you were upset, and explained what happened, trust me alls forgiven. Scouts honor."

"You were never a scout, Charlie."

"Pardon me, Miss Morgan, dragon keepers honor." Charlie said and winked.

"Alright," Carmen said and smiled, she did feel better, however Charlie didn't know the half of what she truly felt and probably never would. Charlie wrapped his arms back around her and walked her to his work area. "Don't worry," He whispered, "I won't let the dragon's come near you." Carmen stuck out her tongue but smiled at his caring tone.

"Hey Charlie!" A man said walking over, "Thought this was your day off," He looked at Carmen, "Well now, whose this?"

"This, Greg," Charlie looked at Carmen, "is Carmen." Carmen became extremely nervous at that introduction what had Charlie told them?

"Well now," Greg said and leaned against a tree, "Nice to finally put a face to the name."

Carmen smiled, and leaned into Charlie, "What the heck have you told them?" She whispered and he just glanced at her and smiled.

"Charlie!" A woman with short, chin length black hair said while running over, "What are you doing here? I thought you had off? Something wrong? Everything alright?" She turned to Carmen, "Oh dear," Her eyes bright, "You're absolutely beautiful!" She turned to Charlie, "This your girl?"

Carmen and Charlie immediately made distance between them, "Charlie's girl?" Carmen croaked and Charlie's eyes went bug-eyed, "No, no, Tracey, this is Carmen, my friend-the Aurror." He looked at Carmen, "This is Greg's wife Tracey." Carmen smiled embarressed and lightly waved.

Tracey gasped happily and smiled, "Oh we've heard so much about you! Charlie talks about you constantly, you'd think by now he would have run out of things to talk about!" She turned her head to Charlie, "Mind if I show, Carmen around?"

A now red with embarresment Charlie looked at Carmen and then Tracey, "Sure, I'll see how things are going here," He looked at Carmen, "You don't mind do you?"

Carmen laughed nervously but hid it well, "Not at all, if I die I'll just drag you down as well." She patted his arm and followed Tracey. "How long have you known, Charlie?" Carmen asked looking at the woman.

"Oh, ever since he moved to Romania, Greg's a bit older than him-we're from France, wouldn't know it would you?" She smiled at Carmen, "We were pretty skilled when Charlie arrived and Greg kind of took Charlie under his wing, they're very good friends-we have dinner each friday together." She gasped coming to a sudden realization, "Tonights friday!" She looked at Carmen, "Why don't you come too, oh it will be so much fun and oh I'm sure our children will adore you-do you like children?"

It was Carmen's turn to go bug-eyed, "Who doesn't?" Tracey smiled, "Then it's settled. With that done-how long have you known Charlie?"

Carmen looked down at her hands and began playing with her hair-tie , "Since before Hogwarts-My family, muggles, moved into a house just down the street from Charlie's family. We also hung out-his family joked about us being joined at the hip because we hardly left eachother's side."

"Oo," Tracey said and Carmen raised her eyebrows, "There's nothing between us, we're just good friends." "That's how it always starts." Tracey said as she sat down in the grass. "Darling if I had to tell one thing to you it would be open up your eyes and look, that man hasn't stopped talking about you since he arrived in Romania and when your mother sent him that confoundent letter the only things he could think about were if you were the same, if there was more than one of you-anything about you, he was worried he'd lost you forever. Honey, you figure out the math. "

Carmen silently sunk down into the shaded grass by a tree and looked up to the sky, she had, hopefully, tried figured out the math a long time ago, a very long time but the idea seemed superficial, unreal-a fanatsy. She fingered her wand. Especially now.

"Something wrong?" Tracey asked looking at her while handing her a cold drink.

Carmen took it, thanked her and looked at her, "Oh, no-just thinking."


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Carmen runs up to Charlies house and knocks on the door, "Hey Charlie!" there's a joking groan from inside, "He's groanin' Carm, maybe you should come back later-" A different male voice replies to her knock.

A playful slap could be heard, "Greg!" The door opened and Tracey smiled at Carmen, "Hey there, girly," She stepped aside so Carmen could come in, "Ooo, what do we have here?"

Carmen laughed and held out her small tree that was nearly the size of her hand, "It's a mini christmas tree, for Charlie's place," She glanced around his flat, "He needs it."

"Big time." Tracey agreed.

Charlie poked his head around from the kitchen, "Did you just say christmas tree?" When Carmen and Tracey nodded he looked at his calender which says November 8th, "It's a bit early don't you think? I mean I've just taken down my halloween decorations."

"Oh hogwash," Carmen said and put the little tree on the table, "growing up my family put up Christmas decorations the day after Halloween."

"I never said your family was normal, Carmen." Charlie pointed out jokingly

Carmen sighed and rolled her eyes, "Niether is yours." She smiled and stuck out her tongue and he did the same in turn. Tracey sat down next to Greg and looked at them, "You two truly are adorable together." That was all it took, Carmen nearly choked to death on the olive she had popped in her mouth a millisecond before and Charlie dropped the piece of raw meat in his hands on his wooden cutting board and looked at her. "What?" He croaked.

"You-two-are-cute-together." She repeated slowly. This time Carmen started laughing hysterically and Charlie couldn't help but smirk and shake his head before turning back to the raw meat.

Carmen controlled herself, "Sorry it's just-well-nothing, nevermind." She looked at the meat in Charlies hands which he seemed to be beating, "Oh. Ew. Thanks now I'm not going to eat for three weeks."

"Veggitarian, Carmen?" Greg asked as he watched the discusted look on her face.

"If I wasn't I am now." She responded and this time Charlie began laughing. "Seriously though," She shook her head, "How you all keep your stomach's I don't know, If I see a drop of blood I nearly loose my stomach." Charlie looked at her sympathetically, walked passed her with the meat heading towards the back down and pecked her forhead. Greg immediately hopped up and began following Charlie, "Want to join us, Carmen?"

She gave a nervous laugh, "No thanks."

"Sure?" Greg asked and Charlie nearly shoved him out the door muttering shut up.

"Don't like dragons?" Tracey asked with a tilted head as she watched Carmen busily clean up Charlies mess muttering something about slobs.

"No, not particularly." She glanced over her shoulder, the woman who must be at most 6 years older than her was looking at her begging for more information. Within the past year she had become close with Tracey, her family and most of Charlies work pals, however she had never stepped too near Charlies work area and in nearly killed her knowing what he was doing when really, he should be the one more worried about her. Avada Kerdva can be far worse than an angry Dragon though, some may differ. And, it depends on the dragon you are refering to-even human or not. Carmen began scrubbing down the bloodied cutting board, "I'm scared to death of them, for a pretty odd reason really. See while Charlie and I were in hogwarts we had most of our classes together because obviously, we were the same year, well one day we were in Care of Magical Creatures and our teacher brought in a dragon-to Charlie's delight-I'd never seen one in my life, family's muggles, and I was standing, minding my own business when the teacher turned it's back and the dragon nearly bit my head off," Tracey's eyes widened but Carmen smiled, "It would have. If Charlie hadn't be there." Tracey smiled, "I can safely say he saved my life. Or well, my head." She shook her head, "I've been terrified ever since."

"Well you have to be afraid of something," Tracey pointed out and Carmen nodded, "However," Carmen interjected, "in this day and age our only fear turns into loosing our loved ones."

Tracey looked at her, "That's how I am," She put her hands around her tea mug, "And you?" Carmen turned to looked at her, "My fears?" Tracey nodded, "I can tell you dragons are the least of them, my biggest ones have to do with the Weasley's, the Order, the wizarding community and the children within Hogwarts."

"The fear of loosing them?"

Carmen shook her head, "The fear of letting them be lost." Tracey's eyes looked at her and locked with hers understandingly as Charlie and Greg re-entered the house laughing, obviously talking about something more pleasant. Charlie paused and held Greg back in the hall feeling the suddenly change in the air, full of worry. "We know you're in the hall." Carmen teased trying to loosen the air and push away all thoughts of Voldemort to the back of her mind as she turned back to cleaning Charlie's mess. Charlie let Greg go and they both entered the kitchen, Greg immediately going over and sitting next to his wife as Charlie lingered in the doorway watching Carmen as if figuring something out. "What are you staring at Charlie Weasley?" She asked without turning. Instead of doing what he normally would do without other's around-such as go up behind her and kiss her neck....- he made a quick move and ran forward and tickled her sides, she shrieked and splashed bubbles on his face.

"Lemon fresh, my favorite flavor." He smiled, eyes beaming. Carmen giggled and straightend up, "No fair, I'm ticklish and you're not." She pouted. Charlie just smirked and was about to kiss her head when Greg cleared his throat, "You two want to be alone?"

Both whipped around creating five feet between them, "What? Oh no! Not at all, why would we want to be alone-we're...we're just friends."

"Uh-huh," The other couple said and got up, "We'll see you two love birdstomorrow." they said and left. Carmen turned to Charlie, went up behind him, wrapped her arms around him linking her hands with his, went up on tippy toes and whispered in his ear musically, "Busted."

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Hint: Her being effected by blood is gonna be important (hint to thoughs who have read the book Dept. of. Mysteries+Mr.W.-might mean something to you). And. Yes. Carmen DID force Charlie to put up Halloween and once again YES he was forced to dress up and for the last time YES he was forced to give out candy and entertain kids. What WOULD he do without Carmen?


Alright so seeing as I haven't posted anything original lately, okay, yeah, that's a lie-rewind- Seeing as I haven't posted anything LOA related in a LONG time I decided to do something now. This is from one of the later books. Later, later books.

LOA&copy Katherine LaGassie 2007


The warm summer wind howled deep into the night as Mark entered the house, went up the first set of stairs and turned to go down the hall to the next set, "You're late," A gentle, menacing voice travelled to his ears.

Mark sighed and walked back down the hall into the large living room, "Why are you still up?" He asked as he shrugged off his army jacket. Alana looked up at him from her book with gentle blue eyes, "I've been up later," Mark sighed as he untied his shoes, "Nathaniel's grandfather said-" he began.

"I don't care who-said-what, studying to be a Lord will not kill me-I've done worse." She looked at his utility belt, his new one, as he took it off. It was ripped, "Mark, what happened?" She placed her book down, he was silent. "There was an attack wasn't there?"

Mark raked a hand through his hair and looked at his wife, she may not be a mind reader like he was but she seemed to be able to nevertheless. "Yes, but nothing to worry about, no one got hurt."

"Mmmm, I'm sure." Her tone was non-believing as she pulled her sweater closer around her, she had seen far too much destruction in the past couple years to believe it.

Mark decided to change the subject, he walked over and sat beside her, "How's the studying?" He wrapped his arms around her as she closed her eyes and leaned into him, "......good...." her tone now completely relaxed within his protective embrace. He kissed her head, "D'you hear Alex is-" She began her tone light as drogginess began kicking in.

"Yes, I heard." Mark said and put his lips to her neck glancing at her. She gently slapped him, "You are cold." He smirked and put his fingers on her nearly bare shoulders. "Ah!" She shrieked and stood up slamming a pillow playfully at him, "Mark!"

He in turned and replied mockingly, "Alana!"

"Ohhhh you!" She said as she ran after him, chasing him up the several floors to their room. He turned facing her a playful challenging look was on his face. Alana went forward and pushed him onto the bed and she followed, her arms on either side of his head just above his shoulders her body slanted diagonly across him with her knees on his right side.

"When did you learn how to pounce?" He asked pretending to be surprised.

"You're faking does not phase me, Mark."

"I can try, love."

"You waste your time."

"No time with you is wasted," He leaned up and kissed her.

She smiled, "Now you are just trying to kiss up to me." He went to speak, "Litteraly." He smiled, "Yes, I know," She said and put her forehead to his, "I know you far too well."

"It's a curse really."

She sighed playfully, "Yes it is."

"Hey!" He said, trying to sound offended as he took her waist and brought her down beside him her smiling and laughing the entire time , "I missed you," he said and gently kissed her forehead. She moved over and put her head on his shoulder, "I missed you too." He rested his head on hers, "Who got killed." She asked.

"Would you stop worrying about that."

"Children?"

"No."

"Adults?"

"No."

"What else is there?"

"No one got hurt, Alana, relax, you can get attacked and not have causalties." Mark pointed out as Alana began to open her mouth, "Et, no. Believe your husband for once would you? Please?"

"I would, if I knew that some particular husband of mine wasn't worried about my physical health at the moment but seeing as he is-"

"I wouldn't lie about that."

"Aha!"

"You would lie"

"Do not make me make you shut up."

"Like you could do that."

"Do you want to bet?" He asked with raised eyebrows as his tentive green eyes locked with Alana's blue ones.

"What?" She questioned, "What do you mean do I want to-" He kissed her, "Huh?" Mark laughed, "I prove my cause." He said and wrapped his arms around her, "Come on hun," He picked her up, got up and settled them both beneath the silken covers.

"Did Adrian drag you all over Gal?" Alana asked as she rested her head on him again. Mark kissed her head, "Yeah, pretty much." He fingered her long blond hair, "Mike asked if you'd cut this again." He smiled.

Alana laughed tired, "I bet; I don't think I'll ever live that down." Mark stroked her head and stared at the wall thoughtfully, "Probably not." Alana yawned and kissed Mark's neck as she looked at the clock, "Mornin'" She smirked.

Mark stretched, "3 A.m.?" He groaned and wrapped his arms around her, "G'night." She giggled, "No I'm serious, sleep." She giggled again, "Shh..." Again. "Alana seriously, aren't you tired?" She nodded, "Then hush, love." He kissed her neck and put his head next to hers and she began laughing again "What is it?"

"Thinking about when I gelled your hair back." She smirked, looked at him while running her hands through his black hair that was falling near to his eyes and teased, "Mr. Lion." She poked his nose. Mark took her hand and kissed it, "Your mind wanders far to much, my love." He pulled the covers closer around them so the cold air wouldn't freeze them into icicles. She sighed and put her head on him, "Mmmm, I suppose you're right," Her voice was groggy once again as tiredness kicked in once more. Mark kissed her neck closing his eyes as she began to drift off, "Good night, darling." He burried his head down next to hers and fell asleep himself.

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Now that that's done onto the NEXT part-QUOTES! These are quotes from MY book, fan fictions, or RPG's


Quotes

Alana: what horse is mine?
Neal: They said the one on the far end..
Alana: you mean that grey one? seems dull huh?
Jared: Oh no, that one*points to a bright fighsty red chestnut with a white diamond and white stockings*
Alana: Now that's what i call dull!

Gage: Have you ever heard of sanity?
Alana: Whosa-whatty?
Gage: i rest my case

*Inspired by I, Robot* [being chased by a deadly creature they jump into a ship trying to get it to work as the creature closes in and the ship won't work she gets out and tries to jump start it]
Mark: have you EVER had a normal day?[calls to her]
[lifts her head and looks at him]Alana: yeah[goes back down] once...I think it was a tuesday...or was it...oh no...that wasn't come to think of it...no...never....

Garrett[calls after her] So Vile plague guess us more mature squires are better than you squires.
Alana[getting angry]
Micheal[says to her]: Just keep walking, ignore him, live a long life...
Alana[whips around] my name is Alleanna, dungface.
Micheal[sighs and says while turning around] but you may call her idiot.

Daniel: Birds soar, Dolphins swim, us? We fly a horse who can't tell her foot from Gages face...
Micheal: That was funny!
Neal: I know!
Gage: Don't make me hurt you.

Neal: You should have seen Lord Christopher's face! He looked like he wanted to kill you if he got his hands on you!
Alana: I've seen that face, it's not a surprising one. Come to think of it, it's not a pretty one either.

Neal: The Lords were all edgy like you all being missing was terrible.........wait....that came out wrong

Gage: Don't worry about it.
Andy: When did we turn Italian?

Gage[Sarcastic] I think I'll get over the pain, don't worry about it

Roald: You really have a twisted sense of humor don't ya, Jar?
Jar: Some would say that.
Neal: Most do.

Alana: I'm a nut?
Mark: Essentially.

Neal: You think it's died down?
Mark: Depends on how bad they want it.
Jar: Want what?
Gage: We'll be here for weeks.
Jar: What does who want?!

Danny: Shouldn't you be in bed?
Mark: we're owls
Danny: Go to bed owls.
Mark: We can't.
Danny: why not.
Mark: we're nocturnal.
Dany: Close your eyes and go to sleep owls.
Alana: We can't.
Danny: Why?
Mark: We're fish, we don't have eyelids

*Inspired by BoBurnham of Youtube*Ronald: Maybe Garrett isn't all THAT bad
Alana: If Garrett is a nice person gods, rulers of the heavens, just strike me death*starts hacking and gagging* That was weird.

"Harry, if you had to tell your friend something that was possibly important but yet dangerous but you knew more than anything that they wouldn't believe you. That they wouldn't believe you to the point that you might loose a friendship or if they did believe you, you might loose that friendship still. Would you tell them anyway?"-Dragon
"Yes, they're my friend and if they're a true friend they'll understand and believe me."-Harry
After a long pause “Harry, I have something I need to tell you."-Dragon

“Why didn’t you tell your friends?”-Harry
“Oh yeah and risk having the whole school thinking I’m gonna be Mrs. Lord Voldemort NO THANK YOU!”-Dragon

Dragon: It's just Moldy-Shorts
Carmen: Modly shorts?
Dragon: Yeah. Moldy-shorts. Lord Voldemort. Seriuosly I thought an Aurror would know these things.
Carmen: .........................

Ron: “Skipping breakfast are we?”
Dragon: “Grab me a piece of toast.”
Ron: “Toast, just toast, nothing on it?”
Dragon: “Jelly, put jelly on it.”
Ron: “What about Jam?”

*All Weasley's walk into the same room as the song The Great Escape comes on, all together they start dancing*
*Mrs. and Mr. Weasley walk in at the end* Mrs. Weasley: Aw, dears it's so sweet to see you getting along.*All children stop immediately*
Fred: Gotta go destroy a toilet
George: Gotta help
Ginny: Go fawn over Harry
Ron: Gotta go yell at Patches
Dragon: Gotta go bug someone*All run out, all look at eachother* Do you know how bad it would be if they ACTUALLY thought we GOT ALONG?!

Fleur: It's important to keep your shape after having children, Carmen would knwo the best-wouldn't you? I mean the way your shape has...
Carmen*bites cup she's drinking from* I don't HAVE children
Fleur: Oh dear....

Carmen: That's it, seriously, one of these days Fleur and I are gonna get at it-and may I remind you I think I could whip her butt
Tonks: of course.
Carmen: She really has no idea what she's dealing with.
Tonks: She NEVER does, Carmen, I thought you realized this? She's just a pretty girl.
Carmen: I pretty girl that happens to be drop-dead-gorgeous

Nick: You see, this whole sweet thing is just a cover up isn't, Caroline? I know. No one but I knows how truly evil you are, sis.
Caroline: Awwww, Nick, that's so sweet*hugs him and kisses his head*
Nick: Carol-not something an evil person would do*still hugging* Carol? Caroline? Oh Merlin.

Fleur: I learned that in order to always look good you have to keep away from all that unhealthy stuff*looks at Carmen* However, some of us just can't handle that.
*In the distance* Charlie: I suddenly get the urge to slap Fleur.

Harry: Want a pickle, hun?
Dragon: I'm not a pickle!*suddenly crying*

Caroline[screws up] Twizzlers
Carmen[Screws up] Snickers
Tonks[Screws up] Musketeers
Bill: You three eat far too much muggle candy.

Dragon: CruddyCruddyCrapCrap&Copy Katherine LaGassie 2007
Harry: Whosy-Whatty-What-What?

Tonks[winks at Harry] You're too cute for anyone to convinct

Lenia*walks out of the woods* Aragorn look at what I found!*holding a puppy*
Aragorn: Not again-this happens EVERY time
Legolas*laughing*

Lenia: Why do I feel like the only sane person....elf....wizard.....thing left?

Lenia: You know, Leg, when I'm done with you-you're not going to know you're over 2,000
Legolas: How do you know I'm 2,000
Lenia: Sorry hun but trust me, with this stuck up 'tude, it shows.
Legolas: 'tude?
Lenia: Point shown.

Lenia: Legolas, this is my son, Kadden.
Legolas[almost wide-eyed] son?

Amara: Professor?
Juilianna: Yes?
Amara: Can I ask you a question?
Juilianna: Sure, what's it about? Chemisty, Quantum Physics, history..
Amara: Boys.
Juilianna*laughs* You're coming to me for advice on guys? You have the wrong office that'd be Dr. Jean Grey's

Curtisy of L. R.
"Clare, as much as Ed and I both think this is extremely cool of you and, of course, how we'd love to do that to him too, put him down. Annora will have a cow." Curtisy of L.R.

Annora: What's in here?
Ryan: It's us.
Annora:.Yeah..I know that..but whose in here.
Ryan: Us.
Annora: Other than us.
Ryan: Us.
Annora; But we're us.
Ryan: No they are.
Annora: They?
Ryan: Us

"You mean you being a self-centered monster? Yeah.I guessed that."

Ryan sighed and rolled his eyes, "Would you stop trying to make me into some sort of ravenous, malicious killer, Ann?!"

"You don't get anything do you-I didn't want them to find you."

"You're very welcome." It was then I came to the very pathetic realization we had never kissed. It was also then I found out Edward could now read my thoughts.'Don't you even think about that.' I heard Edward's voice say and I groaned."What?" Ryan asked
"Nothing. Just my conscience."

Annora[runs in and jumps on Edwards back]
Edward: What the HECK are you doing?!

Annora: Sometimes I feel like a piece of cake. Just slice me up and hand me to different people...reminds me....I'm hungry.

Annora: I've come to realize why Vampires drink blood, because most of us stink at cooking. Just check out my house.

Emmett: Hey, wolf-girl!
Annora; Dear lord, no!

Ryan: You guys are going to haunt me for the rest of my eternal life aren't you?
Alice: oooooh yyyyeeaaahhhhh

Ryan: That's it. I give up. Why do I even bother?


Last part, my NaNoWriMo plot. Mwhahahaha!
Okay, seriously, nothing spectacular. Just a general blurp. Pretty much my MC's a girl (mortal or not) who is a secret agent like person and ends up in love with a guy (mortal or not) in the midst of like a TON of crap lol. Sooooooo discriptive right? Now who wants to bet I COMPLETELY drop this idea the day or second before NaNo starts?

Next, PHOTO UPDATES!

Another Carmen(hair colors a wee bit off):
http://l.yimg.com/img.tv.yahoo.com/tv/us/img/site/48/98/0000034898_20061021033212.jpg
http://www.hollywood-celebrity-pictures.com/Celebrities/Sophia-Bush/Sophia-Bush-1.JPG
http://www.hollywood-celebrity-pictures.com/Celebrities/Sophia-Bush/Sophia-Bush-12.JPG
http://j-14.hollywood.com/automated/star_style/hair/Sophia.jpg
http://www.nndb.com/people/719/000108395/sophia-bush.jpg

Older Dragon(7th year or up) My favorites the first...I think...If I remember right :
http://nymag.com/arts/theater/profiles/ambrose070611_198.jpg
http://www.nndb.com/people/218/000047077/alicia-witt.jpg
http://images.contactmusic.com/images/reviews/awitt.jpg
http://images.contactmusic.com/images/artist/aliciawittap.jpg
http://www.celebrityspud.com/images/female-celebrities/alicia-witt/thumb.jpg

Done.

I'm. Done.

FINALLY!

Why does it ALWAYS take me days to write these things????!!!!