Tuesday, March 11, 2008

*ahem*

I think we all need to acknowledge that our very own Anna will be a SIXTEEN years old in ELEVEN days! Let us all point and mock our elder. :D

Well its not quite an embarrassing story but its a story i wrote when i was around 12 (it was Kamryns world but it was the VERY early version, i changed almost everything but the names for the one I'm currently writing) and as i read it i went "....wow, i have issues with skinny people" so enjoy my 1/2 embarrassing post and I'll try to find more in my database of embarrassing stories :D

Unnamed Conversation between Kamryn and Elsie:
"I love how people talk about me like i cant hear them...."I mutter to myself while storming into the kitchen angrily"Who talks about who?" I heard Elsie say behind me, mouth full of food. She was holding a giant green apple which had one tiny bite out of it. Elsie is such a tiny eater, probably why she's so skinny. If my sister wasn't seven i would be completely jealous of her, she's skinny and i mean really really skinny and not like a sick skinny like a pretty skinny like really pretty skinny . Oh and has the most gorgeous wavy brown hair with dark brown eyes that stick out beautifully."Nothing, little sister." I said grinning, I've called Elsie little sister since she was born. Elsie rolled her eyes and muttered "Okay okay" and started to walk across the giant living room "Hey Elsie?" I call out after her."Ya?" Elsie said slamming another bunch of apple in her mouth. "Have you finished the poster for the runaways, the giant door sized one?" I said eagerly, I've been waiting for that poster since I asked her to make one a month ago. Elsie Beamed at me and smiled "Almost, patience, big sister." She said then with a little giggle strolled off. I would have thrown a pillow at her but sadly there were none around.


Bwahaha i think i should just quote myself all day long :D

-JessieTHEJessie :)

(sorry for the short post BTW)

4 comments:

LiterallyLauren said...

AHAHAHAHAHA.

"...slammed another bite of apple into her mouth"

I don't even know why, but out of all of the completely hilarious things in there, that one took the cake. :D

...Or, okay, the apple.

AnnaRose said...

HAHA.
That was beautiful. The sad lack of available pillows in the end made me tear up a little inside. :D

Oh and yeah. Thanks for the pointing and mocking. I appreciate it. ;)

<33Anna

BeyondTheCrystalShores said...

The end commentary is awesome--I love her voice :D. Last sentences DEFIANATELY my favorites.

POST MORE OFTEN JESSIE I LOVE YOUR WORK!!


btw.

I told Anna you can be mushy :P :D and your ssoooo good at it--I still prefer the last sentences though..

(although it would have been funny to see what would have happend if there WERE pillows around :D)

I love you deary<3 Good luck on our Art stuff!<3<3<3<3<3<3

KeliaMegan said...

I agree with everyone, it was awesome and not very lame at all! You should definitely post more. :D